15 Feminist Holiday Gifts to Smash the Patriarchy

By Anna Hamilton and Hannah O. Brown

Whether your girl is a member of the #PantsuitNation or if she is just in need of a bit of feminine strength, there is no better time to show her that she is a #bosslady than during the holiday season. While you and your girls are bussing your way to the Women’s March on Washington in D.C. on January 21, take a few minutes to stock up on gifts that say: Hey friend, let’s smash the patriarchy.

15. Shake up Christmas.

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Grandma is going to love finding this in her stocking.

14. For all the busy ladies in your life.

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Who doesn’t want a box of goodies complete with reminders to unleash your inner boss b*tch?

13. Their couch will thank you.

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And don’t you forget it.

12. Play it.

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AND it’s a bottle opener. Can’t go wrong with this one.

11. Sisters supporting sisters. empower

This is what it’s all about.

10. Preach.

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I’m thinking this would look good right by the front door.

9. Don’t let your girl forget it.

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Sometimes it’s the little things that can really show your friend you know she is a patriarchy-smashing powerhouse.

8. “Leg hair don’t care.”

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For those rainy days, when all you want to do is smash the patriarchy.

7. There is a new coloring book in town.

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“Featuring such activities as Feminist All-Star Trading Cards, Destroy the Page-Triarchy, Sexist Social Media Bingo, and A Feminist ABC, The Feminist Activity Book will fuel your feminist rage, remind you to laugh once in awhile, and bring you one step closer to an egalitarian utopia, or whatever.”

6. Better tread lightly.

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Pretty sure all of the women in your life need this.

5. Damn right.

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I like a little Marxism with my morning coffee.

4. For all the Rosies who got babes now.

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You can do it, mommas!

3. That’s all we really want.

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“Oh, mother dear, we’re not the fortunate ones.

2. Heh.

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In all seriousness though, we love our boys.

1. Time for a ladies night.

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A good excuse to get all your ladies together.